From the Archives of the Clark County Observer

While many marine animals in the Clark County area are common enough to be seen anywhere, Hudsons Lake in Clark County is the only known habitat in the Western Hemisphere of the Porpafish. The Porpafish is a sparkling red fish,which is easy to catch and hard to get rid of. in Short Verses and Tall Tales by Aethelwyne it is mentioned that cats were particularly fond of this fish, as one out of water would draw every cat within a mile radius to the shore. This does not happen today, however, as the fish now seems to reppel any cat nearby. The Porpa still is good eating however, and visitors to the city should try it at least once before they leave.

Eriek Flogger is a columnist for the Clark County Observer.