Gibril the Uncouth
The bastard's done it again. I refuse to believe the destructive power of one crotchety old man! Fifteen years of map-drawing, digging and research, and the man finally tells me that there's been an encyclopedia on the ancient Corithians all along! In his office! And then he has the nerve to lecture me for half an hour on the subject of asking for easily available books, even if you aren't aware that they exist! The man truely is uncouth!
Still, he is the best theoretical archeologist in the school, and the Greater College of Catob can't have a department without him. It's a shame that he has to be an old, half crazy man with such an annoyingly huge beard. But at least he keeps out of the field researchers' way.
-Dilmore, the Lesser Obfusetition